Last night, in the same blind tasting that featured the 2002 Vega Sicilia I reported on here, I also had the displeasure to taste two of the most obscene concoctions that have ever been put into 750ml bottles.
I knew it was going to be bad when I picked up the bottles. The wrapping on the bottles could not conceal their weight. It was like lifting two boat anchors to pour inky black sludge into the glasses.
One sniff of the chocolate-blueberry milkshake with confected vanilla, and I was nearly down for the count. The first of the two wines was the worst. It had zero redeeming qualities, other than the alcoholic force almost rendered me unconscious. The second wine was not so vanilla focused, but tasted like a semi-dry, over-fortified Port candy. These were truly horrifying “wines” that only exist as some sort of Winetini to encourage inebriation at a very high cost.
The wines: 2012 El Nido “Clio” and 2011 El Nido “El Nido.”
Hey David! Was curious at first if these were actual concocted wines like chocovine, but no, I see they’re from Jumilla. I’ve always been a bit wary of Jumilla - I’ve enjoyed a number, but always with the knowledge that they were just a stones throw from OTT, and figured that there must be some that actually were. Thanks for saving us the trouble (seriously)! Your reward will be great in heaven . . . .
i know a LOT of people who LOVE those wines. I had the 2012 and would not categorize it as horrible. It has a ton of oak, but give it some air or better yet, give it 10 years in the cellar to integrate. Not your style? I can see that. Certainly not Lyle’s style of a wine. I had an 02 and an 04 this year that were really nice. I was surprised how well the oak had integrated. YMMV.
Have not had the Clos du Val though so i can’t say.
I have had the 2012 Clio served blind, and it was every bit as bad as David reported. That being said, the group of twelve was split 8 not liking it, of which 5 loathed it, and 4 who liked it, and two loved it. Nobody was indifferent.
First of all, David B. did not like Clio and el Nido. Duh! What a shock. I would never have given it to him except for comic value. Know your guests. Second, the wines deserve at least 8 years. The 2012 would be brutal at this point. And I am equally not shoocked that Mr. Pomegranate Smoothie did not like them either. As I have said many times, I am truly sad that their palates are so narrow that they cannot appreciate those wines.