I hate cork

Opened a 2007 Domaine Jean-Marc Pillot Chevalier-Montrachet last night, lovingly cellared since release. Poured out glistening, with a fresh green tinge. Smelt of a wet hessian, wet dog and other tca things.

But was the cork tight like a camel’s ass in a sandstorm?

That is a true shame. Such a fabulous wine if not corked.

LOL

Did we reach a consensus on level of tightness? Like is a shark tighter than a camel?

Sorry to hear about the Chevy Jeremy.

Where does a frog’s arse fall on the scale? It has to be pretty near the top, or the phrase “Is a frog’s arse watertight?” wouldn’t exist.

Does size matter? (I’ve heard it does…) how about an ant…they’re already pretty small.

Tighter than a Grenouilles’ Butteaux!

You know, I don’t know much french, but I know more than I want to about frogs.

But despite the TCA, didn’t you still appreciate the tradition, history and romance of the cork?

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Chris ftw champagne.gif