My Berserkerfest Cameron Hughes drink-a-thon, sitting solo up in my office with 3 bottles and 3 glasses.
Lot 143
Deep and brooding on the nose, like Rodan’s The Thinker blindfolded in Sylvia Plath’s gas-filled oven. Intense asian spice & unsmoked Cuban cigar rolled on the inner thigh of Fidel’s freshly-taken-from-the-market-at-Castro’s-behest, soon-to-be favorite concubine. Perhaps this virgin was wearing ass-less chaps due to the slightest hint of leather. Dark cherries picked at the height of ripeness by intinerant workers with a touch of soil on their adept cherry-picking digits and intense tannins build to a height that would repel the most fervent Berserker Mongol hordes. It doesn’t just sweep the leg, Johnny, it’s a full-on crane kick to the face. 92+ pts.
Lot 164
Forest floor from the deepest recesses of Ent-dwelling Middle Earth, and intense, freshly macerated Swedish smultron fill the nose, yet it’s much lighter on the palate than et fyra tre. My eyes lit up like a 4th grader opening his Empire Strikes Back lunchbox, his eyes affixed on the strawberry Fruit Rollup his normally sugar-shunning mother packed for his birthday. A bit of Robitussin lingers on his palate as well, a reminder of his last H1N1 draught well worth it, caught during his first kiss stolen from Kimmy Jenkins behind the curtain during recess. Cutting back to the present, the tannic finish builds a slowly like climbing the endless stairway of Machu Pichu to the pinnacle of the Peruvian rain forest at which point I can only internally scream, “Gracias, Dios Mio!” 91 pts.
Lot 121
Not sure what to make of 121. I feel as if I’m floating on a Spanish Castle cotton-candy cloud, with raspberries cascading down from the heavens, like God shedding a raspberry tear, licked off the lower back of the supermodel Adriana Lima. Bewildering midpalate & finish, like Bald Bull taunting you on the attack, then disappearing like the Great Tiger in the mid-palate, only to reappear with a Bull Charge on the finish with some fine-grained mouth-puckering tannins. Unfortunately the Bull Charge is easily countered with a punch to the gut - insta-knockout. 88 pts.