Oh my. The Self-Aerating Wine Glass

Stemless Aerating Wine Glasses by Chevalier Collection

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015TBAOMI/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ots=1&ie=UTF8&linkCode=ll1&tag=tlunder50giftguidescartwright1120-20&linkId=193c692fb2b9a5a80c10085a36c2a1a3&language=en_US&th=1

I imagine this will somehow spill half a glass of red wine down my white shirt at fancy party while I am trying to look cool…

I guess there is no end to the gimmicks!

Perhaps it will teach people not to over-fill?

Could be a neat votive holder once the reality of pointlessness kicks in

Yes. Obviously that long stream of wine pouring out of the bottle, into the vessel is doing no “aerating” at all. It’s not until it pours out of the little holes interior to the glass that the aerating is done.

Common sense is never an option with wine gadgets.

Next step is installing a tiny submersible pump at the base with a spigot up the middle so it can continously pump over while you drink. #pumpglass #fountainglass #classyglassy

With that glass, you will have safely avoided any chance of looking cool, even long before it spills the wine down your front.

Bet it cleans up easy too

Quick, everyone hide your stockings…