Did you ever envision competing with Metallica for Pilsner supremacy?
I’m afraid that I don’t know any washed up rockers. I would expect a typically over-hopped industrial lager. I don’t have a very high opinion of Stone beers so my expectations are pretty low. There does seem to be a real push for an extraneous link to beers these days. Anything for attention.
I saw the lead singer of Queensryche playing an acoustic set at a winery tasting room in Walla Walla. I’m sure he’s available.
Or maybe a Heater Allen/Modest Mouse Marzen.
And yes, I expect the beer is blah like other Stone beers.