Hello long lost lovers,
Us girls here at Cold Heaven put together some extra special deals for you weirdos.
Your orders will be processed separately and will be shipped the week of 2/3/14.
At this time, we can ship to every state in the wonderful USA except: AZ, IL, MI, UT, SD, PA, KY, OK, AR, MS, AL, DE, MA
Ahhh yes, no shipping to my fair state, helps to read those important details. Guess I will have to find Cold Heaven wines thru other avenues. As well as the handjob.
We’ll be able to ship to Illinois in March. Berserker Day couldn’t wait till then.
Life advice answer #1: It’s not. And don’t act like you’ve never requested one before from a woman you’ve never seen over the internet on a wine bulletin board.