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FS: Keys to the Kingdom

#1 Post by R_Gilbane » October 1st, 2019, 4:16 pm

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the sale of the keys to the kingdom. As many of you know, I re-evaluated my life priorities earlier this year after buying a beautiful and very expensive self portrait. The realization I came to has changed many of your lives, and for that I am greateful. With that said, the keys to the kingdom aint free. Best and final offers are due this Sunday at the stroke of mindnight. Thank you and God bless.
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#2 Post by J. Singleton » October 1st, 2019, 4:21 pm

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#3 Post by R_Gilbane » October 1st, 2019, 4:28 pm

Ahhhhh Napa Jebathy. I should have known it was you all along. You skulked in the shadows and threw thumbtacks under the shoeless tred of my retreating army. Be that as it may, I am a man of my word. Your bid of one billion doll hairs is accepted. May you suffer the love of a terrible woman.
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#4 Post by Berg Atkinson » October 1st, 2019, 4:33 pm

I'm much more interested in bidding on your self-portrait. The idea of your reassuring gaze staring at me from my bedroom ceiling really stirs my soul.
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#5 Post by R_Gilbane » October 1st, 2019, 5:12 pm

Does it stir thy soul......or thy loins? You sir are a known pervert. How much are you willing to bid for a chance to own a slice of brown eyed divinity?
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#6 Post by Jim Stewart » October 1st, 2019, 5:30 pm

Ah, the prodigal son !
Age merely shows what children we remain.
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But I've just noticed that my mind is asleep.
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#7 Post by NoahR » October 1st, 2019, 6:05 pm

I bid one jar of Buddy Cianci’s Mayor’s Own marinara sauce.
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#8 Post by Mark Y » October 1st, 2019, 6:38 pm

R_Gilbane wrote:
October 1st, 2019, 4:16 pm
It is with a heavy heart that I announce the sale of the keys to the kingdom. As many of you know, I re-evaluated my life priorities earlier this year after buying a beautiful and very expensive self portrait. The realization I came to has changed many of your lives, and for that I am greateful. With that said, the keys to the kingdom aint free. Best and final offers are due this Sunday at the stroke of mindnight. Thank you and God bless.

Can u post the TN of the 10 bottles you must’ve just consumed? ;)
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#9 Post by R_Gilbane » October 1st, 2019, 7:07 pm

Mark Y R U ASKING me silly ass questions?
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#10 Post by Berg Atkinson » October 1st, 2019, 7:14 pm

NoahR wrote:
October 1st, 2019, 6:05 pm
I bid one jar of Buddy Cianci’s Mayor’s Own marinara sauce.
Are you bidding on the keys to the kingdom or the self-portrait, because I'll go to war for that thing. I bid two bottles of Ragu.
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#11 Post by NoahR » October 2nd, 2019, 3:28 am

Berg Atkinson wrote:
October 1st, 2019, 7:14 pm
NoahR wrote:
October 1st, 2019, 6:05 pm
I bid one jar of Buddy Cianci’s Mayor’s Own marinara sauce.
Are you bidding on the keys to the kingdom or the self-portrait, because I'll go to war for that thing. I bid two bottles of Ragu.
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#12 Post by B Thorne » October 2nd, 2019, 11:21 am

R_Gilbane wrote:
October 1st, 2019, 7:07 pm
Mark Y R U ASKING me silly ass questions?
This is one of the best posts i've seen on here in awhile. [cheers.gif]
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#13 Post by Mark Y » October 2nd, 2019, 11:39 am

ISO: whatever Bobby was smoking last night!! ;)
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#14 Post by J. Singleton » October 2nd, 2019, 4:28 pm

Bobby feeds off the souls of unsuspecting Berserkers.

“Indy, cover your heart!”
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#15 Post by R_Gilbane » October 2nd, 2019, 5:05 pm

THE KEYS WERE SOLD BUT I KEPT A SPARE SET IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Mark Y is an upstanding citizen and I respect the hell out of him. I couldn't resist the comment though (Mark I beg forgiveness) as I was on a roll.
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#16 Post by Mark Y » October 2nd, 2019, 5:18 pm

R_Gilbane wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 5:05 pm
THE KEYS WERE SOLD BUT I KEPT A SPARE SET IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Mark Y is an upstanding citizen and I respect the hell out of him. I couldn't resist the comment though (Mark I beg forgiveness) as I was on a roll.
I ❤️ U.
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#17 Post by R_Gilbane » October 2nd, 2019, 6:10 pm

Mark Y wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 5:18 pm
R_Gilbane wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 5:05 pm
THE KEYS WERE SOLD BUT I KEPT A SPARE SET IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Mark Y is an upstanding citizen and I respect the hell out of him. I couldn't resist the comment though (Mark I beg forgiveness) as I was on a roll.
I ❤️ U.
U complete me.
By Hook (Shout out to JEB!) or by Crook (sideways glance to JOE), we are going to change this online wine thing one post at a time.

IF you make it to DC, I will find you and force you to enjoy my hospitality. Being an agressive sharer of fine wine is a terrible fault of mine.
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#18 Post by Berg Atkinson » October 2nd, 2019, 6:52 pm

R_Gilbane wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 6:10 pm
Mark Y wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 5:18 pm
R_Gilbane wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 5:05 pm
THE KEYS WERE SOLD BUT I KEPT A SPARE SET IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Mark Y is an upstanding citizen and I respect the hell out of him. I couldn't resist the comment though (Mark I beg forgiveness) as I was on a roll.
I ❤️ U.
U complete me.
By Hook (Shout out to JEB!) or by Crook (sideways glance to JOE), we are going to change this online wine thing one post at a time.

IF you make it to DC, I will find you and force you to enjoy my hospitality. Being an agressive sharer of fine wine is a terrible fault of mine.
Aggressive is kind of an understatement. At first all the hugging, touching, and forceful sharing of feelings made me uncomfortable, but now I look forward to it [cheers.gif]
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Re: FS: Keys to the Kingdom

#19 Post by NoahR » October 2nd, 2019, 7:10 pm

Berg Atkinson wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 6:52 pm
R_Gilbane wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 6:10 pm
Mark Y wrote:
October 2nd, 2019, 5:18 pm


I ❤️ U.
U complete me.
By Hook (Shout out to JEB!) or by Crook (sideways glance to JOE), we are going to change this online wine thing one post at a time.

IF you make it to DC, I will find you and force you to enjoy my hospitality. Being an agressive sharer of fine wine is a terrible fault of mine.
Aggressive is kind of an understatement. At first all the hugging, touching, and forceful sharing of feelings made me uncomfortable, but now I look forward to it [cheers.gif]
There was this guy at the last Schvitz at Bobby’s that kept hitting me with reeds and yelling at me in russian. Then he asked me for $20. Which Bobby graciously covered, that’s the kind of guy he is. #Hospitality
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#20 Post by R_Gilbane » October 2nd, 2019, 7:31 pm

To be fair I stole the money from my wife. Friendship is the most important thing there is.
Bobby

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