VACATION FROM IT ALL

Where is the best place IYOHO to get away from kids you hate and a wife you barely know? Asking for a friend.

Your cellar. Is this test?

“Vegas Baby.” Undergo an identity transformation.

Send them to Orlando.

Sounds like your friend need to head towards the light or see a psychiatrist

Mark Sanford said the Appalachian Trail is good, and I agree. So are the other long distant trails.

What is the world coming to? I just googled “Argentinian tail” and got nothing but horses and lobsters.

Horses and Lobsters is the title to my upcoming 3rd autobiography. The first two were written from the 4th and 6th person perspective, respectively, and were well received.

Auto? I thought you were asking for a friend. neener

Hiking or biking is the way to go. Three hours at a time.

I could give you facetious, as you might be giving us, but instead I’ll give it to you straight, just in case. . .
-many of us have been there
-vacation “prolly ain’t” the solution
-wait til the “mud” settles and see if you can see things clearer
-cultivate “caring detachment”
-“this too shall pass” is almost always so


P.S.
-keep posting

North shore of Kauai

Oh — and there’s even a decent wine store in Princeville

Good suggestion by M a r k, but better yet, go there by sailboat.

To whatever countries don’t have an extradition pact with the United States

Buy an Alfa Romeo. It may not get somebody far from home, but will look marvelous.

Fly mainlaind to STT - STT to NGD, rent a villa from Dean and Hennie at D&H Sunshine villas (comes w a vehicle). Relax, eat some spiny lobster, drink some rum and do nothing for a week or so.

I head to Costa Rica usually somewhere near Volcan Arenal.

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But don’t always head in the same direction, and try to erase your tracks.

Went with Mercedes C300 instead