Cold Heaven Cellars - Free Handjob™ from the Cold Heaven girls

[Mark_Y]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Matthew Brown

@Kara VanCorbach

Like… being thrown at us? What are we talking about here?

Corey has a soft spot for ladies that can handle their blades (think Lucy Liu in Kill Bill). Thought we were vectoring in for a love connection. No matter. Carry on.

I only like blades being thrown at me on Sundays. It’s Monday soooo I’m gonna have to decline. Check back Sunday?

Corey will probably do whatever you like on Mondays for you as well… just ask him

[Corey_N]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Matthew Brown

@Kara VanCorbach

Like… being thrown at us? What are we talking about here?

Corey has a soft spot for ladies that can handle their blades (think Lucy Liu in Kill Bill). Thought we were vectoring in for a love connection. No matter. Carry on.

I only like blades being thrown at me on Sundays. It’s Monday soooo I’m gonna have to decline. Check back Sunday?

It’s a date.

(btw – Lucy Liu in Kill Bill is pretty much dead on, Matty)

[Kara_VanCorbach]

This Sunday is the Superbowl, right? I might have to include blade throwing during halftime.

[Dave_Butner]

Handjob? Can I get 14 Hands?

[Matthew_Brown]

@Corey N.

@Kara VanCorbach

@Matthew Brown

Corey has a soft spot for ladies that can handle their blades (think Lucy Liu in Kill Bill). Thought we were vectoring in for a love connection. No matter. Carry on.

I only like blades being thrown at me on Sundays. It’s Monday soooo I’m gonna have to decline. Check back Sunday?

It’s a date.

(btw – Lucy Liu in Kill Bill is pretty much dead on, Matty)

I seem to recall it being brought up once or twice in various threads.

Now let’s let this poor woman sell some wine instead of fielding our kinked out questions!

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Matthew Brown

Now let’s let this poor woman sell some wine instead of fielding our kinked out questions!

It’s no different than a typical day, really.

[jdietz]

I’ve been a fan and club member since who knows when.

I’m guessing I may have the largest single collection of Cold Heaven wines on CT… just saying… of course, I AM a huge Viognier slut… and that fits right into the CH vision… . but the Pinots are damned good too…

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@jdietz

I’ve been a fan and club member since who knows when.

I’m guessing I may have the largest single collection of Cold Heaven wines on CT… just saying… of course, I AM a huge Viognier slut… and that fits right into the CT vision… . but the Pinots are damned good too…

[Albert_W]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Albert W.

Quite an inviting offer though I’ve never had this kind of bundle work out well. Had an offer like this in TJ awhile back. The wine was awful.

It’s a good thing we’re located in the beautiful Santa Barbara Wine Country then.

And I bought a case of your fine pinot and viognier last spring in your tasting room!

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Albert W.

@Kara VanCorbach

@Albert W.

Quite an inviting offer though I’ve never had this kind of bundle work out well. Had an offer like this in TJ awhile back. The wine was awful.

It’s a good thing we’re located in the beautiful Santa Barbara Wine Country then.

And I bought a case of your fine pinot and viognier last spring in your tasting room!

Thank you! You probably need more, right?

[Morgan_Clendenen]

@larry schaffer

Kara,

Morgan and you should get together with Joe Davis and have the ‘handjob’ and his ‘other’ wines packaged together (-:

Hey Larry, don’t make me drive over to Los Olivos and teach you a lesson?

[Terence_T-Bone_Livingston]

These Free Handjob’s ™ come in awful handy when applying a dry rub to your meat. I interrupted Frank Ostini experimenting with one in the back of his kitchen one day when I was trying to sell him Cold Heaven back in 2000.
Luckily I had Morgan in tow so he dropped his meat and came rather quickly…to taste her wine. Such a hospitable guy!

;-D

[Morgan_Clendenen]

@Terence T-Bone Livingston

These Free Handjob’s ™ come in awful handy when applying a dry rub to your meat. I interrupted Frank Ostini experimenting with one in the back of his kitchen one day when I was trying to sell him Cold Heaven back in 2000.
Luckily I had Morgan in tow so he dropped his meat and came rather quickly…to taste her wine. Such a hospitable guy!

;-D

You know, I haven’t been on this forum in a long, long, time… Please T-Bone, be gentle. Just because I am from NC and Frank is like a brother to me doesn’t mean anything of that nature is going down. Now if you told them the story about Frank holding me down, spitting in my face only to suck it up at the last minute to get me to say he made better wine, then you’d be more accurate.

[Morgan_Clendenen]

@jdietz

I’ve been a fan and club member since who knows when.

I’m guessing I may have the largest single collection of Cold Heaven wines on CT… just saying… of course, I AM a huge Viognier slut… and that fits right into the CH vision… . but the Pinots are damned good too…

The world needs more viognier sluts. BTW, Dietz, Miner says he has claim on you. You have no idea how much it cost me to buy you back.

[Gabriel_Herrmann]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Barry IncaRoads Sheck

Normal shipping fees apply during this promo as set out on your order page? And can a handjob be legally transported across state lines??

Yes and yes.

I guess the Cold Heaven Girls aren’t subject to the Mann Act?

[Terence_T-Bone_Livingston]

@Morgan Clendenen

@Terence T-Bone Livingston

These Free Handjob’s ™ come in awful handy when applying a dry rub to your meat. I interrupted Frank Ostini experimenting with one in the back of his kitchen one day when I was trying to sell him Cold Heaven back in 2000.
Luckily I had Morgan in tow so he dropped his meat and came rather quickly…to taste her wine. Such a hospitable guy!

;-D

You know, I haven’t been on this forum in a long, long, time… Please T-Bone, be gentle. Just because I am from NC and Frank is like a brother to me doesn’t mean anything of that nature is going down. Now if you told them the story about Frank holding me down, spitting in my face only to suck it up at the last minute to get me to say he made better wine, then you’d be more accurate.

Morgan, I was talking about Frank’s Santa Maria Style Dry Rub he uses on his Tri-Tip, and how using the glove makes it less messy.

Geeez! Get your mind out of the gutter! ;-D

[Morgan_Clendenen]

@Kara VanCorbach

@Albert W.

@Kara VanCorbach

It’s a good thing we’re located in the beautiful Santa Barbara Wine Country then.

And I bought a case of your fine pinot and viognier last spring in your tasting room!

Thank you! You probably need more, right?

I think this guy is angling for a HandJob™, but we aren’t easy like that.

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Morgan Clendenen

I think this guy is angling for a HandJob™, but we aren’t easy like that.

No free Handjobs ™!

[Glenn_L_e_v_i_n_e]

What is that 04 Second Sin Syrah like? Still drinking well? So the 2011 Viognier is $40/btl w/ discount. My day has been robust to say the least and I’m too tired to really read the offer, or appreciate more than a rub & tug at this time.

Sorrry.

[Kara_VanCorbach]

@Glenn L e v i n e

What is that 04 Second Sin Syrah like? Still drinking well? So the 2011 Viognier is $40/btl w/ discount. My day has been robust to say the least and I’m too tired to really read the offer, or appreciate more than a rub & tug at this time.

Sorrry.

Yo dogg,
2011 Sanford & Benedict Viognier is normally $40/btl… it’s on sale for $30. We only offer Handjobs™ at the moment. Rub & tugs are Peter Cargasacchi’s department.