Might work up there but CA ABC isn’t going to let the sales of both by a liquor licensee. If they did and we could have them both, plus our cigars I think I’d go with “F’d Up and Smokin” for store name. We’d also start carrying gummy worms, cinnamon rolls, chocolate chip cookies and assorted counter salties. All the Tendresses, male or female, would have the Alice name tag. No sense confusing the customers. $5.00 fines for using the words awesome and dude more than 5 times.
I wouldn’t put a whole lotta thought in the pairing. Beer would be just as good. Or Gatorade or something else thirst quenching as mouth dryness/thirst is not uncommon.