New bottle shape...let the jokes commence.

WINE TALK
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Oy

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Ow.

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“The wine’s flavor profile is ‘fairly simple,’” and so, apparently, are the people making it.

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Pretty ballsy marketing

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I’ve used that wine to make pickle bread.

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Been reading up on some of the backstory. Apparently, the original name was going to be Penis NV, but the TTB came in and c*ck blocked them.

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…and pops its own cork.

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Done a lot of these. Never used a saber. Might try it on the next one. any volunteers?

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This sounds like another vaccine side-effect.

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Well now I know what I’m getting all my friends as a gag gift for their birthday! [snort.gif]

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The “two guys in Napa” missed a brilliant marketing opportunity by setting the retail price as $69

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Too high a price.
Better to package as “Two for $69”.

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Will I feel inadequate if I only have half bottles?

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$34.35 and have Ariana Grande be the brand ambassador?

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Is it rude to spit after tasting?

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I found most of their marketing claims phallacious.

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Too much wood.

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Anatomically, it is a bit of a stretch.

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How is this not a Napa Cab?

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I’ve seen bigger