Nah man, when you got Phil-$$, you go full laser.
Keep trying.
Yes his nipple is pierced, bfd; bunch of prudes!
*he even took it out for the photo
Lifestyles of the rich and anus.
I thought he had a Prince Albert.
No, he’s trimmed up. Serious. Dude is on a mission, no more Dad Bod and Man Boobs on the Philmeister!
Looks like the todd.
Agree, Dill Pickleson is looking good.
Are we sure this isn’t HB Blanc? I can’t tell with that resolution.
I bet you could fit the whole bottle into one of those tall plastic hourglass shaped daiquiri glasses with an umbrella and long curly straw that changes colors when cold. Hell, he could just take it to the bar and dump it into the slushy machine.
Todd the Bod more ripped
#surferpecs
#armforcharm
Could be gravity.
Ha! +1
85 Haut Brion is awesome, but the pairing is terrible. I am pretty sure Donhoff makes it to AZ.
This!
He’s not wearing his KPMG hat…
Phil’s grabbing bottle with left hand.
Btw, Phil’s man boobs still a good b-cup, even when he inhaled as much as he can.
ew
His sister posted this earlier in the week. Dude must’ve had a tape worm transplant to trim up that quick.
Is it photoshopped for a slimming effect? Look at the horizon line.
Not really any need given where he is. Once the gonads hit the waterline there’s not a man alive whose stomach doesn’t immediately contract to 28 inches.
Taken in pano?
Needs his fingernails trimmed?