Stranded on a deserted island - One TV dinner for 5 Years

Each choice looked worse the more I read.

“Conagra Brands has the most energized, highest-impact culture in food. We persistently challenge and disrupt marketplace/business conventions and we are respected for our great brands, great food, great margins and consistent results.”

Consistent results - does that include obesity and high blood pressure?

lololol

I’ll go with the boneless “ribs”. At least with mixed vegetables you can create additional variety.
Just think of the hours spent every day, pondering the evening’s vegetable selection: “Hmm, maybe this time I’ll pick out the corn and save it for another meal.”

mine too. but I never ate the peas and carrots

I was thinking about roast turkey with gravy.
but these are the ingredients look how far down the turkey is.

Gravy (water, Modified Corn Starch, Chicken Fat, Turkey Type Flavor [salt, Chicken Flavor, Monosodium Glutamate, Hydrolyzed Corn Gluten, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Caramel Color, Onion Powder, Canola Oil, Flavors, Modified Corn Starch, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Garlic Powder, Soybean Oil], Enriched Wheat Flour [wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid], Dry Whole Milk, Onion Powder, Caramel Color, Mono And Diglycerides, Spice), Mashed Potatoes (water, Dehydrated Potato Flakes [potatoes, Mono And Diglycerides, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Citric Acid], Seasoning Sauce [soybean Oil, Water, Mono And Diglycerides With Bht And Citric Acid To Protect Flavor, Beta-carotene For Color (corn Oil, Dl-alpha-tocopherol)]. Contains Less Than 2% Of: Salt, Dried Dairy Blend [whey, Calcium Caseinate]), Cooked White Meat Turkey (cooked White Turkey Meat, Water, Modified Food Starch, Soy Protein Concentrate, Salt, Carrageenan, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Sodium Phosphate), Mixed Vegetables (carrots, Corn, Cut Green Beans), Apple Cranberry Dessert (water, Sugar, Cranberries, Rehydrated Apples, Modified Food Starch, Dehydrated Apple Flakes (calcium Stearate), Orange Peel (water, Citric Acid), Vanilla Extract [corn Syrup, Ethyl Alcohol, Water], Seasoning [spice, Dextrose, Spice Extractive]), Stuffing (breading [enriched Bleached Wheat Flour (niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Distilled Vinegar, Contains 2% Or Less Of Sugar, Salt, Leavening [sodium Bicarbonate], Yeast, Spice Extractive, Dough Conditioners [ascorbic Acid, L-cysteine Monohydrochloride), Sliced Celery, Soybean Oil, Water, Turkey Flavor (maltodextrin, Salt, Sugar, Modified Corn Starch, Natural Flavors, Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Monosodium Glutamate, Turkey Powder, Gelatin, Turkey Broth, Chicken Fat, Disodium Guanylate, Disodium Inosinate, Egg Yolk Powder, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Chicken Powder, Chicken Broth, Caramel Color, Sodium Lactate, Celery Powder, Turkey Fat, Carrot Extract, Onion Broth, Soy Lecithin), Dehydrated Onion, Turkey Fat, Sugar, Butter (cream, Salt), Spice, Parsley, Spices, Natural Flavors), Water, Seasoning Sauce (water, Sugar, Seasoning Sauce (soybean Oil, Water, Mono And Diglycerides With Bht And Citric Acid To Protect Flavor, Beta-carotene For Color (corn Oil, Dl-alpha-tocopherol)), Salt, Soybean Oil).

lol, it’s not quite as bad as it looks, but still pretty bad for a “turkey” dinner: gravy, mashed potatoes, turkey, …

Ugh… which one wards off scurvy? Because that’s the one I choose.