The Italian Cold Cut Sandwich

What is that, avocado? My nonna would beat you with a wooden spoon for that!

Hopefully that’s some form of pesto, and not :avocado:

Avocado would have soon turned brownish-gray.

Pesto. Shame on you. There’s avocado on my wife’s vegetarian version, though.

Chinese would use feather dusters.

To paraphrase my grandfather, does your cold cut sandwich NEED pesto?

Thought they’d just use wet noodles.

And shredded lettuce is an abomination.

Why? They can be sold.

Wrong - iceberg only, the cheaper the better.

“Italian cold cut sandwich”??

Why, yes it does. When basil is out of season

Something watery enables hydration, amid high salt intake.

Shredded iceberg is a must!!