Ok, its a Comp Sci 2nd year AI project.
Her Yellow Rose Aromas increase with air and I’m off to see Texas, fake tits and bigger hair…
Extra props for using fake tits in a TN
I have absolutely NO IDEA WTF he (dollars to donuts its a he) was tasting. Some sort of pink bubbles?? Drunk from a coupe, presumably (see above). Maybe a rough idea of what he might have been smoking …
This is my new favourite reviewer. Great notes written after a few ten martini minutes.
Imagery and thought stream come across as more stoned than intoxicated to me.
“TNs written while stoned” could become a thread?
Very entertaining Tasting Notes. He’s having fun and enjoying the wine. He’s flourishing in his own way.
I’m 100% with Brian. These are some fun if severely drunken tasting notes / flights of fancy. I love how red wine makes people want to spread their rhetorical wings. Stop shaming him (or her)! Especially because professional critics sometimes do worse with less excuse
Makes me think of a dude that was around on Eboob back in the day. I think it was Brad Coehlo or similar? He used some…fanciful phrases. I remember Todd being particularly annoyed with his use of “blue stones” as a flavor.