Mother-in-Law Drops Ice Cubes in my Mouchey :(

[Jay_Miller]

Guilty as charged
At the time I thought wine coolers contained real wine
Wine spritzers were a good thing (probably still are if you use some Paul Maison “Chablis” ( which to me at the time was the same as anything else labeled Chablis)

But I was somewhat sophisticated as I refused to drink Yago sangria. My homemade potion with OJ and brandy was far superior

Wow, that almost tops admitting you used to drink Mateus Rose!

Mateus Rose, or Matty as I affectionately call it, is a fine drink with ice cubes. When you’re a college student.

[R_Somerville]

Guilty as charged
At the time I thought wine coolers contained real wine
Wine spritzers were a good thing (probably still are if you use some Paul Maison “Chablis” ( which to me at the time was the same as anything else labeled Chablis)

But I was somewhat sophisticated as I refused to drink Yago sangria. My homemade potion with OJ and brandy was far superior

Wow, that almost tops admitting you used to drink Mateus Rose!

Mateus Rose, or Matty as I affectionately call it, is a fine drink with ice cubes. When you’re a college student.

And then made a handy makeshift lamp.

[M_Meer]

Mateus Rose, or Matty as I affectionately call it, is a fine drink with ice cubes. When you’re a college student.

Call it Matty Ice and you’ve got an in with the millennial set