I generally enjoy Kramer’s articles, but I think this one is a stretch, written without sufficient supporting evidence and with an atypical thoughtlessness and oversimplification of his purported “myths.”
Structure is not simply a matter of tannins, as he suggests. Note that Matt refers to rieslings, white burgundy, barbera, etc. as wines that happen to age well despite having lover levels of tannins. Kramer uses structure and tannins as a synonym, which is inappropriate. Structure can refer to acidity, sugar, alcohol, etc., each of which are preservatives that can ward off oxidation and decay. A fat riesling will not age as well as a riesling with great balance and crisp acidity. The acid provides strucutre and is a preservative. Those with experience can ignore tannins, but still understand that structure contributes to ageworthiness. Barbera is a grape with extremely low tannins, but with exceptional levels of acid. Again, the acid contributes to structure, and we can generally guess which Barbera are best suited to age. The same is true for white burgundy, which generally have higher levels of acid, see time in oak, and still have some latent tannins. All of the wines he mentioned are loaded with natural preservatives that provide noticeable structure to the wines. Kramer should have specified that TANNINS, not structure, are not the only determinative factor of a wine’s ability to age.
Price does have some correlation to quality in wine, as in every consumer product. Do you know why a Porsche costs more than a Chevy Malibu? To a large degree, cost of production. It has better engineering, more expensive parts, higher quality construction, more invested in design, aerodynamics, etc., resulting in a car that can outperform the Malibu in nearly every aspect. Do you know why Brioni suits cost more than Van Huesen? Brionis use Super 150s, and Van Huesen uses Super 80s, and the effort that goes into crafting and tailoring the suits is extremely different. The burdens of production are most often placed on consumers. Kramer seeks to address that point by using the $30 threshold argument. I suppose to him, that satisfies the cost of production for even the most expensive wine. That probably is pretty close. Even so, we should factor in vineyard competition, competition for best winemakers, staff, chemists, etc., and when push comes to shove, some of the most expensive wines simply act like the Yankees and pay more to get more. In addition, demand and market pressure also dictates price. Terrible wine for $100 will have eventually suffer on the market, and either fold or be forced to reconcile cost and demand. If Kramer truly wants to discuss cost, he must also do so in context. I’d be willing to bet that most $100 white burgs out perform $30 white burgs from the same vintage. I’d also make that bet in Napa cabernet. If he wants to argue that the best $30 zinfandel relatively outperforms the worst $100 cab, that’s fine, but it’s a comparison of apples to oranges. I think every human being is aware that good wines can be had for less money, but for the most part, price belies intra-varietal hierarchy.
Humidity is the one point that I am not able to dispute for lack of knowledge. What I can say is that Kramer’s arguments are severely flawed. Kramer argues that the cork is compressed, and creates an airtight seal. As a result, what’s a little dry air going to really do to a cork? First, we’ve all had corks disentigrate while opening, even if the cork had been in contact with the wine on its side for years. That alone is evidence, to me, that corks really can dry out regardless of whether they’re in contact with wine. So, the argument that the cork contacts the wine, and so won’t dry out is inherently flawed. My concern is the proportional exposure of a cork to drying factors v. humidifying factors. If the tip of the cork is exposed to exceptional dryness for an extended period of time, it will dry out and shrink, even a microscopic amount. At that point, the perfect seal between the 1mm tip of the cork and the bottle is eliminated, and that same 1mm tip of the cork is now exposed to drying factors, which may cause additional dehydration. Continue that expirement until the moment in time where the entire seal is brokern, oxygen ingress occurs, a run on the cork occurs, the cork slips, etc. It simply makes sense, to me, that such a chain of events can occur. Will it take a considerable amount of time? Almost certainly. But then again we’re discussing humidity in the context of very-long-term cellaring. So, to me, Kramer’s logic is seriously flawed, and his speculation simply that. I’ll need more than wrote speculation to “bust” a myth.
As you can imagine from this post, I thought his article was complete shit, and to me it seemed like he wrote it over a cup of coffee with little serious analysis or thought.
I can’t wait to get the teal dear image.