Robert A. Alfert, Jr., was right

[Anton_D]

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening all at once.

Space is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening in the same place.

[Anton_D]

I am so distressed to have started this thread

I want your life!

One that is so perfectly tuned and minutely set that something as slight as this thread could render me distressed.

I hope this thread is the worst thing that happens to you all day!

[Robert.A.Jr]

I am so distressed to have started this thread

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

[Anton_D]

I am so distressed to have started this thread

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

Well, you’re worth the effort!

[Robert.A.Jr]

I’m almost inspired enough to pop a 2016 again just so I can heap doctrinaire criticism on Bouard, apropos or not.

[Charlie_Carnes]

I am so distressed to have started this thread

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

Hey Robert, now that you have reached vaulted status, can we still hang out?

Seriously, this is a hilarious thread!

[Robert.A.Jr]

Charlie, you are the true country squire. My favorite redneck friend. I’m just a Poser. I mean really, who else on this Board but you owns a dirt farm!?! And walks around in Gucci hightops

[Jayson_Cohen]

Truth sayer.

[Ron_Erickson]

I’m almost inspired enough to pop a 2016 again just so I can heap doctrinaire criticism on Bouard, apropos or not.

But will you Pobega it?

[Robert.A.Jr]

I’m almost inspired enough to pop a 2016 again just so I can heap doctrinaire criticism on Bouard, apropos or not.

But will you Pobega it?

Counselor’s canonization of my golden tongue for the AFWE palate of thin and weedy, prompted me to pop yet another 2014, to satiate the needs of the unwashed masses. Enjoyed over two nights. It really is excellent. And Total Wine seems to have a rather endless supply. I clear them out, circle back weeks later, and voila, there is more.

I have another coupon, so may have to swing by.

#Balleronabudget

[Mark_Mason]

I tried on the other night and at cold cellar temp, it seemed to have a strange acidic taste that was unpleasant. Once it warmed up in the glass, it started singing. I hope my TW stocks back up again after clearing them out. Thank you guys!

[EHeffner]

I got the last single bottle of 14 last week at TW. Here’s hoping for a good coupon for the 4th and a restock

[Ron_Erickson]

I added to what I had a few weeks ago, and also picked up a couple 16’s to do a side by side Alfert in 10 years.

[Robert.A.Jr]

Let’s do it!

Has anyone ever done a deep vertical of this classic Chateau?

[Marc_Frontario]

Alfert is man and myth. Country wrapped in Boss. Humble mired in hubris. A walking, talking enigma. An enigma wrapped in mystery. A deer slayer and purveyor of foie gras; a dog fanatic. A liberal voice of reason in the right-wing South. An inherent contradiction of sorts.

But in all things Lanessan, he’s knows his sh*t. This wine is excellent.

Disregard his palate and prose on all else.

Glad this one hit the mark, Counselor.

An Ivy League swag sporting a Roll Tide bag

[dteng]

Alfert is man and a Miss. Country rapping the Boss. Humble pie topped with stupid. A walking, talking stigma. A stigma wrapped in misery. A beer slayer and purveyor of fall grass; a dog fanatic. A liberal pop of seasoning in the wing-ding mouth. An inherent contradiction wearing shorts.

fIFY

[Robert.A.Jr]

Alfert is man and a Miss. Country rapping the Boss. Humble pie topped with stupid. A walking, talking stigma. A stigma wrapped in misery. A beer slayer and purveyor of fall grass; a dog fanatic. A liberal pop of seasoning in the wing-ding mouth. An inherent contradiction wearing shorts.

fIFY

Haha, freakin love it!

[Marc_Frontario]

A capitalist loving liberal

[Marc_Frontario]

A hazard county driving Range Rover owner

[Marc_Frontario]

A dad bod on an elite Italian bike