"What the . . . Where TF did this come from?"

[David_Glasser]

Shifting and sorting and reorganizing in the cellar, I came upon a number of bottles for which there are no credible explanations. There has never been a time in my life when I would buy this malvasia, and there is no plausible set of circumstances in which anyone might have given it to me. All told, I have a half dozen of these obscure, cheap anomalies. I can only assume that at some point, looking for safety, they formed a gang and broke into my cellar, then buried themselves under mountains of wine I might actually drink.

Is this a common threat to domestic security confronting wine lovers worldwide, or have I been singled out for this heinous form of home invasion?

It’s your kids that done it.

They were hoping you wouldn’t notice the missing 2001 Yquem they replaced with the $10 Malvasia.