when drunk how to sober up ?

[Tom_G_l_a_s_g_o_w]

Hydration, sugar, aspirin or motrin. A big glass of OJ. Hypoglycemia is a big contributor to hangovers.

Alcohol and pain killers are a bad combo, especially if taking the latter to forestall a hangover.

[Bdklein]

Get a headache suppository and shove it up your ass. Instant relief.

[YLee]

Spicy tofu soup and excedrin.

[Victor_Hong]

Spicy tofu soup and excedrin.

Everything looks like that, in the toilet.

[Rob_S1]

Pedialyte Advanced+

We used to drink that with Vodka when I was in university.

[Jason_T]

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can be yelled at for having

God dammit Otto, you’re an alcoholic…God dammit Otto, you have lupus.

One of those does not seem right."

-Mitch Hedberg

Mitch’s disease was worse than alcoholism. Or, same thing I guess, just to a drug that grabs you much more quickly and kills you just as.

I read somewhere the other day that what he was like on-stage was just what he was like off. That that’s just who he was, and it was always on.

Fascinating mind, his, and I think one of the greatest comedians of my lifetime. I think I only saw him once on TV when I was growing up - Letterman? And then he died a bit later. Anecdotally it feels like there’s been a bit of a resurgence in appreciation towards him in the last couple of years - I see him quoted quite a bit these days.

RIP dude.

[Chris_Seiber]

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can be yelled at for having

God dammit Otto, you’re an alcoholic…God dammit Otto, you have lupus.

One of those does not seem right."

-Mitch Hedberg

Mitch’s disease was worse than alcoholism. Or, same thing I guess, just to a drug that grabs you much more quickly and kills you just as.

I read somewhere the other day that what he was like on-stage was just what he was like off. That that’s just who he was, and it was always on.

Fascinating mind, his, and I think one of the greatest comedians of my lifetime. I think I only saw him once on TV when I was growing up - Letterman? And then he died a bit later. Anecdotally it feels like there’s been a bit of a resurgence in appreciation towards him in the last couple of years - I see him quoted quite a bit these days.

RIP dude.

His material ranks with the very best ever. I don’t think his stage presence and delivery were particularly strong, though. It’s almost funnier reading his lines than seeing video of him.

[M_Meer]

Spicy tofu soup and excedrin.

Everything looks like that, in the toilet.

Or church steps.

[Jason_T]

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can be yelled at for having

God dammit Otto, you’re an alcoholic…God dammit Otto, you have lupus.

One of those does not seem right."

-Mitch Hedberg

Mitch’s disease was worse than alcoholism. Or, same thing I guess, just to a drug that grabs you much more quickly and kills you just as.

I read somewhere the other day that what he was like on-stage was just what he was like off. That that’s just who he was, and it was always on.

Fascinating mind, his, and I think one of the greatest comedians of my lifetime. I think I only saw him once on TV when I was growing up - Letterman? And then he died a bit later. Anecdotally it feels like there’s been a bit of a resurgence in appreciation towards him in the last couple of years - I see him quoted quite a bit these days.

RIP dude.

His material ranks with the very best ever. I don’t think his stage presence and delivery were particularly strong, though. It’s almost funnier reading his lines than seeing video of him.

Completely agree Chris. On the one hand actually enjoyed his delivery. But it’s almost like a wine you enjoy intellectually - more than a glass and you want to switch to something else.

[Jay_Miller]

Hydration, sugar, aspirin or motrin. A big glass of OJ. Hypoglycemia is a big contributor to hangovers.

Alcohol and pain killers are a bad combo, especially if taking the latter to forestall a hangover.

Tylenol/Acetaminophen is the one that you really, really, really do not want to take in combination with alcohol. My understanding is that the others aren’t so bad.

[Will_Clements]

Pedialyte Advanced+

Well, they slapped me back to life
And they telephoned my wife
And they filled me full of Pedialyte
Saw my guts and my glory
It would make a great story
If I ever could remember it right…

I don’t want to die in a Super 8 motel

[Chris_Seiber]

Mitch’s disease was worse than alcoholism. Or, same thing I guess, just to a drug that grabs you much more quickly and kills you just as.

I read somewhere the other day that what he was like on-stage was just what he was like off. That that’s just who he was, and it was always on.

Fascinating mind, his, and I think one of the greatest comedians of my lifetime. I think I only saw him once on TV when I was growing up - Letterman? And then he died a bit later. Anecdotally it feels like there’s been a bit of a resurgence in appreciation towards him in the last couple of years - I see him quoted quite a bit these days.

RIP dude.

His material ranks with the very best ever. I don’t think his stage presence and delivery were particularly strong, though. It’s almost funnier reading his lines than seeing video of him.

Completely agree Chris. On the one hand actually enjoyed his delivery. But it’s almost like a wine you enjoy intellectually - more than a glass and you want to switch to something else.

The comedian whose material is the most similar to Mitch Hedburg in my opinion – Steven Wright – had a perfect delivery for those types of lines. He’s considerably funnier to see perform than to read his lines (though reading them is still great).

[Craig_G]

The comedian whose material is the most similar to Mitch Hedburg in my opinion – Steven Wright – had a perfect delivery for those types of lines. He’s considerably funnier to see perform than to read his lines (though reading them is still great).

”It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.”

[John_Morris]

Hydration, sugar, aspirin or motrin. A big glass of OJ. Hypoglycemia is a big contributor to hangovers.

Alcohol and pain killers are a bad combo, especially if taking the latter to forestall a hangover.

Tylenol/Acetaminophen is the one that you really, really, really do not want to take in combination with alcohol. My understanding is that the others aren’t so bad.

Yes, Tylenol/acetaminophen with alcohol can cause real liver damage. Advil/ibuprofen with alcohol carries some ulcer risk. (Caveat: I’m not a doctor. I just play one online.)

[Richard_T_r_i_m_p_i]

get thrown in the drunk tank, works every time!

You can go sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away.

Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?

RT

[Brian_Tuite]

get thrown in the drunk tank, works every time!

You can go sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away.

Who are you?

[David_Bu3ker]

get thrown in the drunk tank, works every time!

You can go sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away.

Who are you?

I really wanna know

[J_Rock]

The trick is to stop drinking and wait

[Brandon_R]

I must be the only one but, WTF IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?!? Did someone, a first time poster, come on an ask about hangover cures or something? I must have missed it. That, or I’m a moron…which is entirely likely.

[T_Altmayer]

What happened to the OP?