I heard that the first review of William Kelleyās that Robert Parker read, was the day Parker decided to retire. This existential dread was causing multiple nightly nightmares of competing against Kelley, which led to his greatest coup of hiring Kelley at WA. Close confidantes of Parker now say he regularly whispers in their ears, āI was wrong about everything; listen to young William instead. Iāve learned everything I know from him.ā
I said I āassumed.ā You, Alfert and I are all attorneys, so we know that what we see publicly might not be what happened privately. As an attorney, I see clues, and I can guess from the clues, but they are guesses, educated perhaps, but guesses. I saw evidence of a dispute over ownership of the writings (unlike Galloni, who had clearly prepared in advance for his departure, Neal could not take his work product to Vinous), but thatās compatible with either scenario. All it means is that the lawyers got involved. In the absence of any real evidence, I go with the most probable scenario: he got a more attractive offer from a competing publication and took it. To bring it back to this thread, I have always assumed the same about the reasons William left Decanter for the Wine Advocate.
I never thought that NM was reassigned. I did think that LPB was just a stop-gap short term measure until they found a new signing. I agree about her descriptors but I wonder if overall she isnāt just protecting the brand?
NM has clearly gained from joining Vinous, but I hope that in the future heāll join forces with William on their own - now that would be really exciting!
Going back to WK, itās indeed astonishing that he has acquired so much experience and knowledge so young - he writes with the insight and maturity of someone much older.
Did you hear that Stephen Tanzer and Allen Meadows hired a team of former Mossad agents to spy on William Kelley, attempting to get ahead of what he is working on? I heard that theyāve tried to poison his wines multiple times, but his palate is so good that itās futile. He can detect even the most minute and inconspicuous faults in wine, including ricin.
Youāre all really too kind! I donāt really know what to say, except thank you: reading this helped me get through my biannual visit to the dentist, which, as you will imagine, is no laughing matter for anyone who tastes as much Champagne as I do! Iāve always enjoyed participating here and Iām very flattered by all the kind words.
Youāre crushing it on Instagram, keep those videos coming. Significantly more engaging than just about anything else Iāve seen. Maybe because Iām a dirty millenial.